⚠️ YOU HAVE REACHED THE OMEGA ZONE ⚠️
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OMEGA
THE FINAL PUMP. THE LAST PAGE. THE END OF THE BEGINNING.
You clicked through the home page.
You went to pump science.
You read the ancient lore.
You read the forum posts.
You entered the dimension.
AND NOW YOU ARE HERE.
There is nowhere left to go.
This is the pump.
ALL OF IT.
You went to pump science.
You read the ancient lore.
You read the forum posts.
You entered the dimension.
AND NOW YOU ARE HERE.
There is nowhere left to go.
This is the pump.
ALL OF IT.
THE FINAL TRUTHS OF PUMP
TRUTH 1: THE PUMP IS NOT SOMETHING YOU DO. IT IS SOMETHING YOU ARE.
TRUTH 2: EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO HAS EVER VISITED THIS WEBSITE IS MORE PUMPED THAN WHEN THEY ARRIVED. THIS IS NOT A SIDE EFFECT. THIS IS THE PRODUCT.
TRUTH 3: THE PUMP ZONE WEBSITE HAS BEEN CONTINUOUSLY ONLINE SINCE 1999. IT HAS NEVER GONE DOWN. THE SERVERS ARE POWERED BY PUMP. PUMP IS A RENEWABLE ENERGY SOURCE. WE ARE AHEAD OF THE CURVE.
TRUTH 4: THE GOCK IS REAL. THE GOCK IS PUMP. TO PUMP THE GOCK IS TO ACCESS A FREQUENCY OF PUMP THAT HAS NO UPPER BOUND. THE OMEGA ZONE IS POWERED IN PART BY GOCK PUMP ENERGY. THIS IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION FOR WHY THIS PAGE LOOKS LIKE THIS.
TRUTH 5: YOU HAVE BEEN PUMP THIS ENTIRE TIME. WELCOME HOME.
OMEGA EQUATIONS
PUMP + PUMP = MORE PUMP = ∞
lim(t → ∞) PUMP(t) = OMEGA · e^(PUMP²) / ε₀
∇ × PUMP = ∂GAINS/∂t + PUMP · ∇(SWOLE)
PUMP_ΩMEGA = PUMP^PUMP^PUMP^PUMP^PUMP / 0 = undefined = MAXIMUM PUMP = this website
GOCK_PUMP = PUMP^PUMP / sin(0) = undefined = MORE THAN EVERYTHING
YOU = PUMP · ∞ (and also you pump the gock)
ALL
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AND 🌀 PUMP 💪 IS
ALL
AND 🌀 PUMP 💪 IS
ALL
OMEGA PUMP GALLERY — MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
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EVERY EMOJI IS PUMPING AT ONCE. THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION. THEY ARE ALL PUMPING.
THE OMEGA PUMP CODEX — FINAL EDITION
| WHAT THE PUMP HAS TAUGHT US The pump has taught us that human beings are capable of more than they think. More reps than they planned. More weight than they lifted yesterday. More heart than they knew they had. The pump doesn't lie. The pump has never lied. | WHAT WE OWE THE PUMP Everything, honestly. The pump has given us so much. The gains. The community. This website. 27 years of continuous internet presence. It asks only one thing in return: pump. Just keep pumping. That's all. It's very reasonable. |
| WHERE DOES THE PUMP GO We covered this on the Dimension page. But the short answer: everywhere. The pump goes everywhere. It's in the air right now. You're breathing pump. The plants are photosynthesizing pump. The sun is a nuclear pump. It's all pump. You knew this already. | WHAT COMES AFTER OMEGA There is no page after this. You have reached the end. This is as far as the website goes. But the pump — the pump goes further. The pump goes past this page, past this website, past the internet, past the planet, past the solar system, past the galaxy, past the universe. The pump has no end. Neither do you, if you keep pumping. |
THE OMEGA PUMP COUNTER
TOTAL PUMPS REGISTERED ACROSS ALL PAGES OF PUMPING.ZONE SINCE 1999:
000000000
CURRENT PUMP STATUS: OMEGA LEVEL
pumping.zone has been running continuously since April 12, 1999
hosting provider: the pump itself
hosting provider: the pump itself
ONE FINAL PUMP
YOU HAVE MADE IT TO THE END OF THE WEBSITE.
AS A REWARD, ONE FINAL PUMP BUTTON.
YOU CAME FOR THE PUMP.
YOU STAYED FOR THE PUMP.
YOU WILL LEAVE WITH THE PUMP.
THE PUMP NEVER ENDS.
IT ONLY GETS MORE PUMPING.
YOU STAYED FOR THE PUMP.
YOU WILL LEAVE WITH THE PUMP.
THE PUMP NEVER ENDS.
IT ONLY GETS MORE PUMPING.
THIS HAS BEEN PUMPING.ZONE
EST. 1999 — STILL PUMPING — ALWAYS PUMPING
THANK YOU FOR VISITING
PLEASE CLOSE YOUR EYES
FEEL THE PUMP
OPEN YOUR EYES
YOU ARE MORE PUMPED THAN BEFORE
THIS IS CORRECT
THIS IS THE WAY
PUMP.
EST. 1999 — STILL PUMPING — ALWAYS PUMPING
THANK YOU FOR VISITING
PLEASE CLOSE YOUR EYES
FEEL THE PUMP
OPEN YOUR EYES
YOU ARE MORE PUMPED THAN BEFORE
THIS IS CORRECT
THIS IS THE WAY
PUMP.
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