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🐓 "Is the gock pump a subset of the regular pump or a completely different thing" — Page 1 of 35
📑 GockTaxonomy_Guy Regular Pumper Gock Classifier ★★★ Joined: 2017 Posts: 2,104 The classification desk
Post #1 — Posted Apr 4, 2020 at 09:22 AM Quote | Report | +Rep

This is a question I have been thinking about for three years and I have never seen it properly addressed. Everyone just talks about the gock pump as if its taxonomic classification is obvious. It is not obvious. It is not obvious at all.

There are two possible positions:

Position A: The gock pump is a subset of the regular pump. Under this framework, the gock is simply a pump that occurs under specific conditions (neck/cervical exercises, particular rep ranges, specific mental states). It is a pump. It is just a special, rare, intense pump. Like how a supernova is a type of star explosion. Same category, extreme instance.

Position B: The gock pump is a fundamentally different phenomenon. Under this framework, the gock merely shares superficial characteristics with the regular pump (blood flow, muscle engagement, physical sensation) but is ontologically distinct. It is not a pump at all. It is something else entirely that happens to occur during pumping activities. Like how lightning and a lamp both produce light but are fundamentally different phenomena.

I lean toward Position B but I want to hear arguments. This matters for how we talk about the gock, how we research it, and how we teach it to newcomers. Taxonomy is not pedantic. Taxonomy is foundational.

— GockTaxonomy_Guy | "Taxonomy is not pedantic. Taxonomy is foundational." | Position B (tentative)
📊 SubsetCamp_Dave Regular Pumper Team Subset ★★★ Joined: 2018 Posts: 1,440 Category A
Post #2 — Posted Apr 4, 2020 at 10:15 AM Quote | Report | +Rep

Position A. Firmly and without reservation. Here is why:

The gock pump occurs during physical exercise. It involves blood flow to the muscles. It involves a subjective sensation of engorgement and fullness. It follows a rep-based progression. It requires resistance training equipment. It produces a physical pump in the targeted muscle group.

These are all characteristics of a pump. The gock pump is a pump. It is an extraordinary pump. It is a pump that includes additional perceptual and possibly neurological components that regular pumps do not. But it is still, at its core, a pump.

The "transcendent" qualities that people describe — the warmth, the hum, the shift — are emergent properties of an extreme pump state. Just as water at a certain temperature becomes steam and behaves very differently from liquid water, a pump at a certain intensity becomes a gock pump and includes experiences not present in regular pumps. But steam is still water. And the gock is still a pump.

Classifying it as "fundamentally different" is mystification. It adds unnecessary mystery to what is ultimately a physiological event with unusual perceptual correlates.

— SubsetCamp_Dave | Position A | "Steam is still water. The gock is still a pump."
🐓 DifferentThing_Entirely Senior Member 🐓 Team Different ★★★★ Joined: 2013 Posts: 4,882 Beyond classification
Post #3 — Posted Apr 4, 2020 at 11:40 AM Quote | Report | +Rep
SubsetCamp_Dave wrote:
Steam is still water. The gock is still a pump.

I respect this argument but I think it is fundamentally wrong, and here is my counterexample:

When you listen to music, your eardrums vibrate. When an earthquake happens, the ground vibrates. Both involve vibration. Both are physical phenomena involving wave propagation through a medium. But nobody would classify an earthquake as "a subset of music." They are different things that share a superficial mechanism.

The gock shares a mechanism with the pump. It does not share a nature with the pump.

I have experienced both. Many times. And I am telling you: the regular pump and the gock pump are not the same kind of thing at different intensities. They are different kinds of things. The regular pump is physical. The gock pump is... I want to say "metaphysical" but I know GockTaxonomy_Guy will yell at me for imprecise language. Let me say instead: the gock pump operates on a layer of experience that the regular pump does not access. Not a deeper layer. Not a more intense layer. A different layer.

This is the Pluto problem. Everyone called Pluto a planet for decades because it orbited the sun and was round. Then we looked more carefully and realized it was a fundamentally different kind of object. The gock is not a pump-planet. The gock is a pump-Pluto. And we need to reclassify accordingly.

— DifferentThing_Entirely | Position B | "The gock is a pump-Pluto" | reclassify now
🎓 GockScholar_Anon Gock Researcher Academic Pumper ★★★★ Joined: 2014 Posts: 3,221 The research wing
Post #4 — Posted Apr 5, 2020 at 02:30 PM Quote | Report | +Rep

I want to propose a third position that I think resolves this debate, or at least reframes it productively:

Position C: The question itself is malformed.

The subset/different-thing dichotomy assumes that "pump" is a clearly defined category with firm boundaries. It is not. "Pump" is a folk term used by the fitness community to describe a cluster of subjective experiences associated with resistance training. It has no rigorous scientific definition. Its boundaries are fuzzy. It means different things to different practitioners.

Asking "is the gock pump a subset of the pump" is like asking "is love a subset of emotion." The answer depends entirely on how you define the category, and the category resists precise definition.

What I propose instead: stop trying to classify the gock relative to the pump and start classifying it on its own terms. The gock pump is the gock pump. It has characteristics A, B, C, D, E. Some of those overlap with "the pump." Some do not. The overlap does not make it a subset. The non-overlap does not make it a different thing. It is its own phenomenon, and it deserves its own taxonomy built from the ground up.

We are wasting time trying to fit the gock into existing categories. The gock IS the category.

— GockScholar_Anon | Position C | "The gock IS the category" | build the taxonomy from scratch
📑 GockTaxonomy_Guy Regular Pumper Gock Classifier ★★★ Joined: 2017 Posts: 2,105 The classification desk
Post #5 — Posted Apr 5, 2020 at 04:18 PM Quote | Report | +Rep

I started this thread thinking there were two possible answers. There are apparently three, and Position C might be the correct one, which is infuriating because it means my original question was wrong.

GockScholar_Anon wrote:
Stop trying to classify the gock relative to the pump and start classifying it on its own terms.

This is... annoyingly compelling. I hate it. I spent three years constructing a neat binary and this person walked in and dissolved it in four paragraphs.

But I think they are right. The question "is the gock a subset or a different thing" presupposes that the pump is the reference category. Why should the pump be the reference category? The gock predates our understanding of it. The gock does not define itself in relation to the pump. We defined it that way because the pump was what we already had words for.

DifferentThing_Entirely wrote:
The gock is a pump-Pluto.

I love this analogy but GockScholar is right that it still centers "pump" as the reference point. Maybe the gock is not pump-Pluto. Maybe the gock is the gock and it does not need an astronomical metaphor from the pump solar system at all.

I am updating my position. Position B is withdrawn. Position C accepted. The gock is the gock. New taxonomy forthcoming.

This thread was supposed to resolve a classification debate and instead it destroyed the entire framework I was classifying within. I am not even mad. This is how taxonomy works sometimes.

— GockTaxonomy_Guy | Position C (converted) | "The gock is the gock" | new taxonomy in progress
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