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Since 1999, we have been pumping. We have never stopped. We will never stop. The pump is a way of life, a philosophy, a calling.

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THE 12 SACRED LAWS OF PUMP
  • THOU SHALT PUMP AT ALL TIMES AND IN ALL PLACES
  • THOU SHALT PUMP THE GOCK WHEN THE GOCK REQUIRETH PUMPING
  • IF IT IS NOT PUMPING, THOU SHALT MAKE IT PUMP
  • THE PUMP WAITETH FOR NO ONE
  • WHEN IN DOUBT, PUMP HARDER
  • THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH PUMP
  • EVERY DAY IS PUMP DAY (EVEN REST DAYS)
  • THOU CANST NOT STOP THE PUMP
  • THE PUMP IS ETERNAL AND INFINITE
  • THOU SHALT NOT SKIP LEG PUMP
  • THE PUMP TRANSCENDS ALL FLESH
  • ONE WHO DOES NOT PUMP IS ALREADY DEAD
  • THE PUMP LOVES YOU. PUMP BACK.
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šŸ“œ THE ANCIENT MYTHOLOGY OF THE PUMP šŸ“œ

"In the beginning there was nothing. And then it got PUMPING." ā€” The Book of Pump, Chapter 1, Verse 1

BIG BANG
The universe begins. Cosmologists now believe this was, in fact, the first pump. All matter and energy emanates from this primal pump. The expansion of the universe is the pump still going.
4 BILLION BC
First single-celled organisms pump nutrients across their membranes. The pump has arrived on Earth. It will not leave.
65 MILLION BC
Scientists now believe the dinosaurs were killed not by an asteroid but by excessive pumping that shook the planet. The mammals that survived were the ones pumping underground.
3000 BC
Ancient Egyptians build the pyramids. Historians attribute this to "slaves and ramps." We attribute this to PUMP.
1977 AD
Arnold Schwarzenegger releases Pumping Iron. The word "pump" enters the global consciousness. The prophesy begins.
1990 AD
Technotronic releases "Pump Up The Jam." The song immediately causes 40 million people worldwide to start pumping. Emergency pump stations are opened.
1999 AD
THIS WEBSITE IS CREATED. The internet, already a place of great promise, achieves its final form.
2026 AD
YOU ARE HERE. You are reading this. You feel the pump. THE PUMP HAS CHOSEN YOU.
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THE PUMP SINGULARITY. All becomes pump. Pump becomes all. No further information available.
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Your heart has been pumping continuously since before you were born. You are, at your core, a PUMP MACHINE.
The word "pump" can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, and exclamation. Scientists believe it may be the most versatile word in any language.
Studies show that thinking about pumping activates the same brain regions as actual pumping. This website is therefore a workout.
Ocean waves are the ocean pumping. Thunder is the sky pumping. Earthquakes are the earth itself pumping. You cannot escape the pump.
The human body contains over 600 muscles, each capable of pumping. That means you have over 600 reasons to pump right now.
NASA scientists have confirmed that in space, no one can hear you pump. However, the pump still counts.
The gock is a vessel of pump. To pump the gock is to pump at the highest possible frequency. Scientists at Pump University have classified gock pumping as a Tier 1 pump activity. Do not ask what the gock is. You already know.
Blood pressure is just your body's internal pump rating. Doctors call a reading of 120/80 "normal." We call it "baseline pump."
The pump is not a destination. It is a journey. A journey that goes uphill, both ways, at maximum intensity, forever.
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01Pump Up The Jam
Technotronic		šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ
02Eye of the Tiger
Survivor		šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ
03Harder Better Faster
Daft Punk		šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ
04Till I Collapse
Eminem		šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ
05Jump Around
House of Pain		šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ
06Sandstorm
Darude		šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ
07Push It
Salt-N-Pepa		šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ
08Power
Kanye West		šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ
09Pump It
Black Eyed Peas		šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ
10Can't Stop
Red Hot Chili Peppers		šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ
11Enter Sandman
Metallica		šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ
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šŸ† TOP 10 PUMP MOMENTS IN HISTORY šŸ†
  1. The Big Bang (Original pump, undefeated)
  2. Arnold films Pumping Iron (1977)
  3. First human heart transplant pumps successfully
  4. Rocky runs up steps in Philadelphia
  5. Technotronic says "pump up the jam" for first time
  6. This website goes live (1999)
  7. Someone invents the pre-workout
  8. First protein shake consumed in space
  9. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson exists
  10. YOU CLICKING THE PUMP BUTTON ON THIS SITE
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TODAY IS A MAXIMUM PUMP DAY. Do not hold back. Do not go to the bathroom until at least 4 pumps.
ā™‰ TAURUS
Mercury is in retrograde but YOUR PUMP is in prograde. Ignore Mercury. Pump harder.
ā™Š GEMINI
Double the sign, double the pump. You are blessed. Also your arms look huge today.
ā™‹ CANCER
The moon is in your corner. Specifically it is spotting you. The moon believes in your pump.
ā™Œ LEO
You are the lion. You are already pumping. You have always been pumping. Roar accordingly.
ā™ VIRGO
Your form is perfect. Your pump is immaculate. Log this. Frame this. Post this.
ā™Ž LIBRA
Balance both sides. Pump left, pump right, pump both. The scales demand symmetry.
ā™ SCORPIO
Dangerous pump energy. Civilians should stand back at least 10 feet while you pump.
ā™ SAGITTARIUS
The arrow is pointing UP. Your pump trajectory is vertical. This is not a metaphor.
ā™‘ CAPRICORN
The mountain goat climbs. You pump. Both are going up. You are basically a goat. Congrats.
ā™’ AQUARIUS
Water sign. Water pumps. You pump. You are one with the water cycle. Very good.
ā™“ PISCES
Fish swim upstream constantly. That is resistance training. Fish are pumping. Be the fish.
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